EDITOR’S NOTE: Not to be morbid here, but at 81 I asked my wife if she’d considered where we might be buried when the time came and suggested that it might be nice to be near Mattos’s plot in Warm Springs, Cedar Lawn. After all, I’ve followed him this long, might’s well go all the way? So it seems that dying is expensive! $29,000 at Cedar Lawn! I’m gonna live as long as I can and then drag myself out into the woods to treat the wildlife and encourage Cheryl to use the 29 grand for a Carribean Cruise! Any thoughts?
This is America. Will anyone do anything about it?
A BLONDE KAMALA
VIDEO: Iran recruiting child soldiers in State media airs video of kids in Houston TX swearing allegiance to the regime’s Supreme Leader Khamenei They sing “Don’t look at my young age” “I will be your soldier” “I make an oath. One day when you need me, I will be your martyr” SEE VIDEO HERE
Chicago Gives Illegal Migrants $9,000 EACH to Cover Housing Costs Chicago is giving $9,000 to illegal migrants to assist with temporary housing after already paying out a staggering $ 7.2 million for staffing shelters in just one week.
The city now faces enormous pressure, with over 11,000 migrants in shelters and 4,000 staying in police stations and the O’Hare International Airport. FULL STORY HERE
A paraprosdokian is a sentence or statement with an unexpected ending.Will glass coffins be a success?Remains to be seen.What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?One is really heavy and the other is a little lighter.Hear about the new restaurant called KarmaThere’s no menu – you get what you deserve.I went to buy some camouflage trousers yesterday, but couldn’t find any.What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mindA maybe.I tried to sue the airline for losing my luggage. I lost my case.Is it ignorance or apathy that’s destroying the world today? I don’t know and I don’t care.I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.Which country’s capital has the fastest-growing population?Ireland. Every day it’s Dublin.I saw an ad for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!”Need an ark?I Noah guy.You’re not completely useless, you can always serve as a bad example.I broke my finger last week. On the other hand, I’m okay.Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?He was lucky it was a soft drink.To the mathematician who thought of the idea of zero.Thanks for nothing!Son: “Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?” Dad: “No sun.”
Subject: SAD . Will it ever be the same? as our Life as it passes by!
Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Franklin Graham was speaking at the First Baptist Church in Jacksonville , Florida , when he said America will not come back.
He wrote:* “The American dream ended ” The first term of Joe Biden has been the final nail in the coffin for the legacy of the white Christian males who discovered, explored, pioneered, settled and developed the greatest republic in the history of mankind.
A coalition of blacks, Latinos, feminists, gays, government workers, union members, environmental extremists, the media, Hollywood , uninformed young people, the “forever needy,” the chronically unemployed that do not want to work , illegal aliens and other “fellow travelers” have ended………Norman Rockwell’s America.
You will never again out-vote these people. It will take individual acts of defiance and massive displays of civil disobedience to get back the rights we have allowed them to take away. It will take zealots, not moderates and shy, not reach-across-the-aisle RINOs (Republicans In Name Only) to right this ship and restore our beloved country to its former status.
People like me are completely politically irrelevant, and I will probably never again be able to legally comment on or concern myself with the aforementioned coalition which has surrendered our culture, our heritage and our traditions without a shot being fired.
The Cocker spaniel is off the front porch, the pit bull is in the back yard, the American Constitution has been replaced with Saul Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals” and the likes of Chicago shyster David Axelrod along with international socialist George Soros have been pulling the strings on their beige puppet and have brought us Act 2 of the New World Order.
The curtain will come down but the damage has been done, the story has been told. Those who come after us will once again have to risk their lives, their fortunes and their sacred honor to bring back the Republic that this generation has timidly frittered away due to white guilt and political correctness..”Got the guts to pass it on? You bet I do and just did….IN GOD WE TRUST
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All of Civilization can be traced back to Beer and the WheelIt All Began with Beer and the Wheel
The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. Beer required grain, and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor the aluminum can were invented yet, so while the early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.
The wheel was invented to get man to the beer and vice versa. These two inventions were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to Bar-B-Que at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative Movement.
Other men who were less skilled at hunting (called “vegetarians”, an early word meaning “bad hunters”) learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly Bar-B-Que’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hairdressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal Movement.
Some of these liberal men evolved into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and the beer that the conservatives provided.
Over the years, conservatives came to be symbolized as the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. The liberals came to be symbolized by the jackass they are, for obvious reasons. Modern liberals like ‘lite’ beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.
Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood, group therapists, and community organizers are liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher work extra hard as to go to bat.
Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are members of the military, big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively at whatever they set out to do. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who actually want to work for a living.
Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America; they crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a big business of trying to get more for nothing.
Herewith ends today’s lesson in world history.
They’re not happy in Gaza ..
They’re not happy in Egypt ..
They’re not happy in Libya ..
They’re not happy in Morocco ..
They’re not happy in Iran ..
They’re not happy in Iraq ..
They’re not happy in Yemen …
They’re not happy in Afghanistan …
They’re not happy in Pakistan ..
They’re not happy in Syria ..
They’re not happy in Lebanon …
SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They’re happy in Australia ..
They’re happy in Canada ..
They’re happy in England ..
They’re happy in France ..
They’re happy in Italy ..
They’re happy in Germany ..
They’re happy in Sweden ..
They’re happy in the USA ..
They’re happy in Norway ..
They’re happy in Holland ..
They’re happy in Denmark ..
Basically, they’re happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam. Not their leadership. Not themselves
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN ! AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can’t help wondering. How frigging dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.
Lets have a look at the evidence:
– No Christmas
– No television
– No nude women
– No football
– No pork chops
– No hot dogs
– No burgers
– No beer
– No bacon
– Rags for clothes
– Towels for hats
– Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
– More than one wife
– More than one mother-in-law
– You can’t shave
– Your wife can’t shave
– You can’t wash off the smell of donkeys
– You cook over burning camel shit
– Your wife is picked by someone else for you
– and your wife smells worse than your donkey
– Then they tell them that “when they die, it all gets better”???
Well No Shit Sherlock!
OLDER THAT ME EVEN!
The OLD SAN JOSE CITY HALL on Market Street with police cars parked outside. (1920s)
A BIT OF NOSTALGIA FOR TEAM 4
Dog Always Waits By His Girlfriend’s Door
12-Year-Old Kid Has Saved 4,800 Shelter Dogs
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My America – Jeff Allen
Worth considering… I stopped by the Ford dealership yesterday, for a look at the new 2018 F-150 aluminum pickup. Just for fun, I took it out for a test drive. I wanted to sense that new truck “feel” before they become old. The salesperson (a nice looking lady wearing a “RESIST” lapel pin) sat in the passenger seat next to me, describing the truck and all its’ “wonderful” options. The seats were of particular interest. She explained that the seats directed warm air to your butt in the winter and directed cool air to your butt in the in the summer heat. Feeling like messing with her, I mentioned that this must be a CONSERVATIVE truck. Looking a bit angry, she asked why I thought it was a CONSERVATIVE truck. “I explained that if it were a LIBERAL truck, the seats would just blow smoke up your ass year-round!” I had to walk back to the dealership but it was worth it…