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THE REPORTS OF NORV’S DEMISE IS GREATLY EXAGGERATED!nHE SEZ IF YOU OWE HIM MONEY, SEND IT NOW!
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JOB OPENINGnpart time position at Cinnabar Hills Golf Course that has a free golf benefitn
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nSATURDAY, MARCH 12, 2022 AT 7:55 AM
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25 N San Pedro St, San Jose, CA 95110-2414, United States
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FOR INFO SEE: https://www.facebook.com/events/959909974946384/?ref=newsfeed
nCBS Sunday Morning shares a look at the beloved actress Betty White who died Friday, December 31, 2021 at the young age of 99. Betty White was best known for her comedic work on television sitcoms like “The Mary Tyler Moore Show” and “The Golden Girls”. Her career spanned nine decades during which she earned numerous awards and the title of “The First Lady of Television!” Betty loved animals and was a 70 year champion of American Humane where she was the Winner of National Humanitarian Medal for her efforts to improve animals lives. RIP Betty White.nn n
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AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, “HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?”
AN OLD WOMAN WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCHING POST.AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT OF THE SALOON WITH A GUN IN ONE HAND AND A BOTTLE OF WHISKEY IN THE OTHER. THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER LOOKED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND LAUGHED, “HEY OLD WOMAN, HAVE YOU EVER DANCED?”n
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THE OLD WOMAN LOOKED UP AT THE GUNSLINGER AND SAID, “NO,… I NEVER DID DANCE… NEVER REALLY WANTED TO.”
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A CROWD HAD GATHERED AS THE GUNSLINGER GRINNED AND SAID “WELL, YOU OLD BAG, YOU’RE GONNA DANCE NOW,” AND STARTED SHOOTING AT THE OLD WOMAN’S FEET.
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THE OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR — NOT WANTING TO GET HER TOE BLOWN OFF –STARTED HOPPING AROUND. EVERYBODY WAS LAUGHING. WHEN HIS LAST BULLET HAD BEEN FIRED, THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER, STILL LAUGHING, HOLSTERED HIS GUN AND TURNED AROUND TO GO BACK INTO THE SALOON.
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THE OLD WOMAN TURNED TO HER PACK MULE, PULLED OUT A DOUBLE-BARRELED SHOTGUN, AND COCKED BOTH HAMMERS.THE LOUD CLICKS CARRIED CLEARLY THROUGH THE DESERT AIR, AND THE CROWD STOPPED LAUGHING IMMEDIATELY.
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THE YOUNG GUNSLINGER HEARD THE SOUNDS, TOO, AND HE TURNED AROUND VERY SLOWLY. THE SILENCE WAS ALMOST DEAFENING. THE CROWD WATCHED AS THE YOUNG GUNMAN STARED AT THE OLD WOMAN AND THE LARGE GAPING HOLES OF THOSE TWIN BARRELS.
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THE BARRELS OF THE SHOTGUN NEVER WAVERED IN THE OLD WOMAN’S HANDS, AS SHE QUIETLY SAID, “SON, HAVE YOU EVER KISSED A MULE’S ASS?”
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THE GUNSLINGER SWALLOWED HARD AND SAID, “NO M’AM… BUT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO.
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THERE ARE FIVE LESSONS HERE FOR ALL OF US:
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5 – Don’t mess with old women; they didn’t get old by being stupid.
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2 – Don’t waste ammunition.
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3 – Whiskey makes you think you’re smarter than you are.
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VIA Gary Johnson: Remembering VINTAGE SAN JOSE POLICE DEPARTMENT MEMBERS who passed away in year 2021. I added John Porter, Orville “Bill”Yarbrough and Roy Jueal.
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Retired Sergeant Bill Sims
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Retired Officer Fred Esparza
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Retired Officer Jay Wendling
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Retired Officer George De La Rocha
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Retired Sergeant Don Moore
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Retired Officer Joe Vasta
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Retired Sergeant Phillip Hada
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Retired Officer Charles “Chuck” Farrow
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Retired Sergeant Fred Kingsley
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Retired Lieutenant Tom Perez
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Retired Sergeant Jason Woodall
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Retired Sergeant Wilbur Mitchell
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Retired Sergeant Paul Farlow
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Retired Sergeant Robert Browning
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Retired Officer James Hart
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Retired Sergeant John Trussler
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Retired Lieutenant Jack Woodall
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Retired Reserve Officer Charles King
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Retired Officer Juan Reyes
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Retired Sergeant Steve Heck
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Officer Melecio Ubarre
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Retired Sergeant Glenn Terry
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Retired Officer Paul Schmidt
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Retired Sergeant Larry Weir
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Former Officer Ken Banner
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Retired Sergeant Gary Thompson
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Retired Lieutenant Patrick McGuire
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Former Officer Kevin Nishita
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Retired Officer Richard Davis
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Retired Officer Orville “Bill” Yarbrough
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Retired Officer John Mikey Porter
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Retired Officer Roy Jueal
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