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Ted Sumner
Realtor at Realty Texas
tls1580@yahoo.com
cell: 408-645-4675
office: 512-668-7619

What part of the body are you made from…
 
 
How Adam Got Eve


Nothing like a good Bible story to make your day.


How Adam Got Eve — Priceless
 
Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely..

So, God asked him, ‘What’s wrong with you?’
Adam said he didn’t have anyone to talk to.
God said that He was going to make Adam a companion

and that it would be a woman.


He said, ‘This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you
She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you’ve had a disagreement.She will praise you!
She will bear your children.


and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.


‘She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it.’


Adam asked God, ‘What will a woman like this cost?’

‘An arm and a leg.’

Then Adam asked, ‘What can I get for arib Of course the rest is history….. …….!! !!Send to all the men who need a good laughand the women you think can handle it.EDITOR’S NOTE: Will be continued. Darn back is hurting so bad that I can only sit at the computr for so long.

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