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For many years I’ve enjoyed Pol Toons by Pookie. I do not know the origin. It was provided to me by a senior in rural Maine, named Cindy Lydgate. I began an e-buddy relationship with her about 30+ years ago. I never met her face to face, but, over the years we shared much about our lives with one another. I was informed that she passed away on July 17 at home with friendS by her side. I believe she was about 79 years old. She was very conservative. Loved the cops and the military and had a bawdy sense of humor.

She was great friend and I consider her to be a great Internet contributor. I know many will miss her contributions.

Rich Grant #1553

IN CINDY’S HONOR WE WILL CONTINUE TO REMEMBER HER WITH THE FOLLOWING POOKIES HEADER. MOST OF MY CONTRIBUTIONS HAVE BEEN AT THE BEGINNING OF THE PUBLICATION PRIOR TO THE “LOYAL CONTRIBUTOR” HEADING AS SEEN ABOVE. HERE YA GO, CINDY. RIP…

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Humanizing the Men and Women of the Badge

No One Will Adopt This Pittie Because Of Her Ears VIEW HERE

It Takes Love (And Cheeseburgers??) To Save These Scared Dogs
VIEW HERE

These Animals Reunited With Owners After Years!

7-11 Employees Take Down Thief Who Jumped Behind Counter
(Maybe in America, but not from the land where I came from!)
CLICK HERE https://twitter.com/i/status/1686716366370250753

Two Sets of Laws for Two Americas

Two sets of laws now operate in an increasingly unrecognizable America.

Consider the matter of unlawfully removing and storing classified papers.

Donald Trump may go to prison for removing contested White House files to his home.

So far, Joe Biden seems exempt from just such legal jeopardy.

But as a senator and vice president with no right, as does a president, to declassify files, Biden removed and, as a private citizen, kept for years classified files in unsecured locations.

Biden’s team strangely revealed the unlawful removals after years of silence.

It did so because the Biden administration found itself in the untenable position of prosecuting the former president for “crimes” that the current president committed as well — albeit far earlier and longer.

Impeachable phone calls?

Donald Trump was impeached by a Democratic House for delaying foreign aid until the Ukrainian government guaranteed that Hunter Biden and his family were no longer engaged in corrupt influence peddling in Kyiv.

In addition, the Left charged that Trump was targeting Joe Biden, his possible 2020 rival.

Yet Biden, with impunity, bragged that he had fired a Ukrainian prosecutor looking into his own son’s schemes by promising to cancel outright American foreign aid.

And the Biden administration’s Justice Department is now targeting Trump, currently the front-running challenger to Biden in 2024.

Election denialism?

Trump was indicted by Special Counsel Jack Smith, in part for supposedly conspiratorially “unlawfully discounting legitimate votes.”

One of the best videos I’ve seen with a realistic view of what is in reality, not some pipe dream of the future.

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CNN TOOK ON THE WRONG GUY
YOU CAN BET YOUR SWEET BIPPY, HE WILL NEVER GET ANOTHER INTERVIEW ON CNN

California Democrats Play Affirmative Action Games Over Feinstein Senate Seat
DIANE FEINSTEIN CANNOT MAKE LEGAL DECISIONS FOR HERSELF BUT CAN FOR YOU AND ME??? FULL ARTICLE HERE

DID YOU EVER WONDER WHY CARTOONISTS ARE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND WHAT IS GOING ON WHILE THE ENTIRE DEMOCRATIC PARTY, SOME IN THE REPUBLICAN PARTY, THE SO CALLED JOURNALISTS AND A GOOD PERCENTAGE OF THE VOTING PUBLIC CAN’T???

Biden in 2024 – Hunter that is

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Awkward! Karaoke Singer Proves That SONG CHOICE Is Most Important | America’s Got Talent 2019

NOTEABLE QUOTES

Sometimes, when I look at my children, I say to myself, ‘Lillian, you should have remained a virgin.’
– Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy Carter)
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I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: – ‘No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.’
– Eleanor Roosevelt
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Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement.
– Mark Twain
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The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending; And to have the two as close together as possible.
– George Burns
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Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people only once a year.
– Victor Borge
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Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
– Mark Twain
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By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll become happy; if you get a bad one, You’ll become a philosopher.
– Socrates
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I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
– Groucho Marx
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she tops to breathe.
– Jimmy Durante
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I have never hated a man enough to give his diamonds back.
– Zsa Zsa Gabor
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Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: Alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
– Alex Levine
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My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
– Rodney Dangerfield
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Money can’t buy you happiness …. But it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery.
– Spike Milligan
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Until I was thirteen, I thought my name was SHUT UP .
– Joe Namath
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I don’t feel old. I don’t feel anything until noon. Then it’s time for my nap.
– Bob Hope
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I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it.
– W. C. Fields
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We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.
– Will Rogers
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Don’t worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older, it will avoid you.
– Winston Churchill
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Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty, but everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
– Phyllis Diller
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By the time a man is wise enough to watch his step, he’s too old to go anywhere.
– Billy Crystal
And the cardiologist’s diet: if it tastes good spit it out.

May your troubles be less, may your blessings be more, and
may nothing but happiness come through your door.

AT LAST, THE BLONDE MAN HAS FINALLY ARRIVED…………………..…….

A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?” He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do… it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”

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A blonde man goes to the vet with his goldfish. “I think it’s got epilepsy,” he tells the vet. The vet takes a look and says, “It seems calm enough to me.” The blonde man says, “Wait, I haven’t taken it out of the bowl yet.”

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A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND.” He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

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A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone,

“My wife is pregnant and her

contractions are only two minutes apart!”

“Is this her first child?” asks the Doctor.

“No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”

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A blonde man was driving home, drunk as a skunk. Suddenly he has to swerve to avoid a tree, then another, then another. A cop car pulls him over, so he tells the cop about all the trees in the road. The cop says, “That’s your air freshener swinging about!”

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A blonde man’s dog goes missing and he is frantic. His wife says “Why don’t you put an ad in the paper?” He does, but two weeks later the dog is still missing. “What did you put in the paper?” his wife asks. “Here boy!” he replies.

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(This one actually makes sense.):

An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: “Why do scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?” To which the blonde man replies: “If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”

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A friend told the blonde man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.” The blonde man then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”

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Two blonde men find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.

One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?” The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”

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A woman phoned her blonde neighbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you & your wife are having sex. The whole street was watching and laughing at you yesterday.” To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke’s on all of you because I wasn’t even at home yesterday.

China Electric Car Market. So you want a bicycle or a car!