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The Tom and Jerry cartoon was originally created by animators William Hanna and Joseph Barbera for Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer. MGM’s animation department had yet to produce any hit cartoon characters since it began in the early 1930s, unlike other animation studios operating at the time.

Hey neighbors of Mitty
If you didn’t hear the gun fire 3:40am Sunday morning I will fill you  in. I heard what sounded like someone dragging a shopping cart down the  street so I look outside. The noise was coming from under my work truck.  I go running out I get to the curb a car behind  my truck and guy with a mask pops his head out and point a gun at me. I  tell him to get out of here this is my truck. They just keep cutting  away the guy told me to get out of here . I run back in to my place and  pop the door open and they start shooting at  me they take off just popping rounds off wildly bullets hitting cars  and windows . They were trying to get my catalytic converter. 4 guys in  mask all had guns black again car with tinted windows and no lic plate.  They fired 20 shots at me. It took cops 25  min to come out for a shooting . Got to love sjpd. Never there when you  need them and always around when nothing is happening. Beware don’t run out trying to stop them5160-5170 Lapa Drive, San Jose, CA
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Tucker Carlson Calls President Biden A Wannabe Dictator!


—its the last one that rings true

 

Life ends when you stop dreaming,
Hope ends when you stop believing,
Love ends when you stop caring; and,
Friendship ends when you stop sharing

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Man And Goose Become Best Friends

The Funniest Story Ever Told – ‘The Closet’

Glock and moron


Hi Jack!


Tongues Of Fire Come To Rest On Biden  And Fetterman As They Speak In

Unknown Languages

PHILADELPHIA, PA — Prominent theologians speculated the world may be on the cusp of a new outpouring of the Holy Spirit after President Joe Biden and Senator John Fetterman began speaking in unknown languages and tongues of fire came to rest on them during a joint public appearance.

“This may prove to be a modern-day Pentecost,” said Rev. Brian Ross. “Though we don’t have any reports of anyone in the crowd hearing words spoken in their own language, we are hopeful that the Holy Spirit descended on the event. If it wasn’t the Holy Spirit, then we’re all in serious trouble.”

Biden and Fetterman both gave brief remarks, or so witnesses assumed. “At least we think they were saying words,” said Jim O’Brien, who was present at the event. “No one could understand them, but it seemed different from the normal grunts and growls Senator Fetterman makes when he’s not trying to speak. President Biden was definitely attempting to say something, though it was in a language that is not of this world.”

Some people in the crowd were confused, others were horrified, and still, others had their faith strengthened. “The Spirit of the Lord can still move today!” shouted one charismatic believer. “I’ve met a lot of people who have the gift of tongues, but Biden and Fetterman put on a far more impressive display than any I’ve ever seen.”

At publishing time, the nation’s foremost theologians were still hard at work searching for anyone with the spiritual gift of interpretation to translate what Biden and Fetterman said.

During June teenth I am learning a few things…

OK, so this may be a little chauvinistic and not every PC but I think it is pretty funny.

Why Some Men Have Dogs and Not Wives … 

Funny if not taken too much to heart….. Do not try this at home ! ! !

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog’s parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. 

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

And last, but not least: 14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.

To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who’s happiest to see you! 

   
C’ya
Thanks to Steve Postier for sharing
L.Pyle#1621

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