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Subject: Potty training: The transgender movement wants to change your bathroom habits – American Thinker
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Date: September 18, 2022 at 6:39:43 AM PDT
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THIS REALLY PISSES ME OFF….HOW MEN HAVE ALLOWED THIS CRAP TO EXIST
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Potty training: The transgender movement wants to change your bathroom habits
nI was confused when I saw that male attendees at the American Political Science Association’s conference were asked to refrain from using urinals out of respect for others. Huh? It wasn’t until I saw an article explaining that this is all about deference to so-called “transgender men,” that I realized that transgenderism is dragging America deeper and deeper into the pit of insanity.nnHere’s the tweet that first hinted at the madness (h/t Twitchy):n
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The genesis for that sign is that so-called “transgender men”—that is, women—are getting triggered when they join their natural-born male buddies in the men’s room. While the men line up in front of their urinals, these fake men are forced to acknowledge biological reality and head for the stalls. I know this because I read an article at IQfy, an online lifestyle magazine that caters to the left, entitled “Encourage men to pee sitting down to be more inclusive of Trans men.”
nThe article contains several gems, all intended to get natural-born men to pretend to be fake men with women’s excretory functions. Some claim physical benefits: “You tend to put more pressure on your bladder when sitting down to pee and this can be beneficial in urinating more.” Others are just desperate: “Not taking an aggressive penis stance with penis held in hand shows that you are secure in your masculinity.” “Improved body image and a sense of calm.” “Peeing standing is a sign of immaturity.” “Sitting allows you to pet your dog while peeing.”nnThe whole idea is idiocy, especially because urinals are very useful for speeding people through restrooms at big events. If that conference truly has an all-gender bathroom, open to both men and women, all that will happen at the conference is that the lines will be twice as long as they need to be.nnBut it turns out that, once you go down the transgender-potty rabbit hole, the madness gets worse and worse. The same author of the article about men sitting down to pee also wrote that we should “Encourage women to smell their poop to be more inclusive to Trans women: Some women have a hole where their penis used to be, and that hole often shares microbiome with the colon—creating a distinct transitioning odor.” (A “woman” with “a hole where [her] penis used to be”? Really. No, not really.)nnIt turns out that, when men get their penises and testicles cut off and, instead, have a fake vagina surgically carved into them, they leak feces, which smells bad. Or as a post-surgical fake woman wrote, “As I was transitioning, I found it triggering that my cisgender female friends didn’t smell like poo.” The rest of the article (thankfully) is behind a paywall, but you don’t have to read too far to learn what you, as a sane, normal, biologically-intact woman should do:n
We are sincerely asking all women to please spend more time smelling their poo during bathroom breaks, and to critically examine what many of our gender have to endure as part of the cost of bottom surgery. It is time for us all to do the work to truly empathize with the sights, sounds, and smells endured by every member of our large and beautiful gender community – including those with distinct transitioning odors….
nI hope you caught that throwaway clause “many of our gender…” Here’sthe truth: If you had to have your penis and testicles removed and a hole carved into your body to make you look like a weird simulacrum of a woman, you are not of my gender. You have, instead, made yourself into a Frankenstein’s monster, crudely imitating reality.nnIf this were just a window into the madness and tragedy of “transgenderism,” the two theories espoused would be weird enough. But what makes them noteworthy is the insistence that society must change toaccommodate body dysmorphia and the mental and physical ills that accompany it. Men must abandon the convenient urinal and women must smell their poop.nnNo! This is not how society is supposed to work. Those of us living in the real world must take a stand (if we’re men) or keep our noses out of the potty (if we’re women) and reject this toddler-like obsession with toilet training.nn nn
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Can you think of anyone who has taken my risk, both personal and financial, to fight for election integrity than Mike Lindell?
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nnMore than 2 million people were stopped at the US-Mexico border during the past 11 months, with a record 2.3 million border encounters projected for the 2022 fiscal year, according to new figures from Customs and Border Protection. It marks the first time the figure has eclipsed the 2 million mark in a single fiscal year and represents an increase from the 1.7 million encounters for fiscal year 2021.nnThe total is driven by a surge in migration from Central and South America, with the number of immigrants from Cuba, Nicaragua, and Venezuela up 175% from last year. In August, roughly one in five migrants had already been apprehended within the previous 12 months. See data here. nnIn related news, a group of migrants transported to Martha’s Vineyard by Florida officials filed a class-action suit against Gov. Ron DeSantis (R) and the state’s transportation secretary, claiming they boarded flights from Texas under false pretenses.nn
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I am proud and happy to announce that the following event has occurred. I can only take credit for being the co-producer of the father. I do take full credit for being the grandpa that spoils his grandchildren.
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Marisa, Liam, and Cormac welcome Rhys Nicolas Mullins into our family last night at 7:58pm. 18” and 7lbs 3.8 oz, mom and baby are doing great.
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Jamison Humor: Sporting Observationsn
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Don Meredith, Dallas Cowboys Quarterback once said: “Coach Tom Landry is such a perfectionist that if he was married to Raquel Welch, he would expect her to cook.”
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Harry Neale, professional hockey coach: “Last year we couldn’t win at home and we were losing on the road. My failure as a coach was that I couldn’t think of anyplace else to play.”
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Reggie Jackson commenting on Tom Seaver: “Blind people come to the ballpark just to listen to him pitch.”
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Doug Sanders, professional golfer: “I’m working as hard as I can to get my life and my cash to run out at the same time. If I can just die after lunch Tuesday, everything will be perfect.
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Mickey Lolich, Detroit Tigers pitcher: “All the fat guys watch me and say to their wives, ‘See, there’s a fat guy doing okay. Bring me another beer.’”
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Max McGee, Green Bay Packers receiver: “When it’s third and ten, you can have the milk drinkers; I’ll take the whiskey drinkers every time.”
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Tommy Lasorda, L A Dodgers manager: “I found out that it’s not good to talk about my troubles. Eighty percent of the people who hear them don’t care and the other twenty percent are glad I’m having them.”
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E.J. Holub, Kansas City Chiefs linebacker regarding his 12 knee operations: “My knees look like they lost a knife fight with a midget.”
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Vic Braden, tennis instructor: “My theory is that if you buy an ice-cream cone and make it hit your mouth, you can learn to play tennis. If you stick it on your forehead, your chances aren’t as good.
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Tommy John, N.Y. Yankees, recalling his 1974 arm surgery: “When they operated, I told them to add in a Koufax fastball. They did, but unfortunately it was Mrs. Koufax’s.”
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Walt Garrison, Dallas Cowboys fullback when asked if Tom Landry ever smiles: “I don’t know. I only played there for nine years.”
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John Breen, Houston Oilers: “We were tipping off our plays. Whenever we broke from the huddle, three backs were laughing and one was pale as a ghost.”
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Bum Phillips, New Orleans Saints, after viewing a lopsided loss to the Atlanta Falcons: “The film looks suspiciously like the game itself.”
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Al Hrabosky, major league relief pitcher: “When I’m on the road, my greatest ambition is to get a standing boo.”
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Bill Veeck, Chicago White Sox owner: “I have discovered in 20 years of moving around the ballpark that the knowledge of the game is usually in inverse proportion to the price of the seats.”
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Paul Hornung, Green Bay Packers running back on why his marriage ceremony was before noon: “Because if it didn’t work out, I didn’t want to blow the whole day.”
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Lou Holtz, Arkansas football coach: “I have a lifetime contract. That means I can’t be fired during the third quarter if we’re ahead and moving the ball.”
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Knute Rockne, when asked why Notre Dame had lost a game: “I won’t know until my barber tells me on Monday”
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Jim Frey, K.C. Royals manager when asked what advice he gives George Brett on hitting: “I tell him “Attaway to hit, George.”
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Bill Walton, Portland Trail Blazers: “I learned a long time ago that ‘minor surgery’ is when they do the operation on someone else, not you.”
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George MacIntyre, Vanderbilt football coach surveying the team roster that included 26 freshmen and 25 sophomores: “Our biggest concern this season will be diaper rash.”
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Rick Venturi, Northwestern football coach: “The only difference between me and General Custer is that I have to watch the films on Sunday.
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Bum Phillips, Oilers coach on why he always takes his wife on road trips. ” She’s too ugly to kiss goodbye.”
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The great John McKay, who coached USC for a bunch of years and later became the initial head coach of those terrible expansion Tampa Bay Bucs teams, had a few zingers. He was once asked after a lopsided loss what he thought of his team’s execution. He said: “I think it would be a very good idea.” On another occasion, after a serious whipping he was asked what the turning point of the game had been. He replied: “The Star-Spangled Banner.”
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Former UCLA basketball coach, John Wooden, “Coaching is highly overrated. The team with the better players almost always wins.”
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nMost of the generation of 60+ years were HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. See below – in our parents own words!nn1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .nn“If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.”nn2. My mother taught me RELIGION .nn“You better pray that will come out of the carpet.”nn3. My father taught me about TIME TRAVEL .nn“If you don’t straighten up, I’m going to knock you into the middle of next week!”nn4. My father taught me LOGIC.nn” Because I said so, that’s why .”nn5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC .nn“If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you’re not going to the store with me.”nn6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT .nn“Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you’re in an accident.”nn7. My father taught me IRONY.nn“Keep crying, and I’ll give you something to cry about.”nn8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS .nn“Shut your mouth and eat your supper.”nn9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM .nn“Just you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!”nn10. My mother taught me about STAMINA .nn“You’ll sit there until all that spinach is gone.”nn11. My mother taught me about WEATHER .nn“This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it.”nn12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY .nn“If I told you once, I’ve told you a million times, don’t exaggerate!”nn13. My father taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE .nn“I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.”nn14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION .nn“Stop acting like your father!”nn15. My mother taught me about ENVY .nn“There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don’t have wonderful parents like you do.”nn16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .nn“Just wait until we get home.”nn17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING .nn“You are going to get it from your father when you get home!”nn18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE .nn“If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way.”nn19. My mother taught me ESP.nn“Put your sweater on; don’t you think I know when you are cold?”nn20. My father taught me HUMOR .nn“When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don’t come running to me.”nn21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.nn“If you don’t eat your vegetables, you’ll never grow up”nn22. My mother taught me GENETICS .nn“You’re just like your father.”nn23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS .nn“Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?”nn24. My mother taught me WISDOM .nn“When you get to be my age, you’ll understand.nn25. My father taught me about JUSTICE .nn“One day you’ll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!”nnThis should only be sent to the over 60 crowds because the younger ones would not believe we truly were told these “EXACT” words by our parents…n
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Encourage men to pee sitting down to be more inclusive of Trans men – IQfynNot every man is able to pee standing up. It is time for men to take a seat on the throne to create a more inclusive environment in the men’s room.
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Solidarity with Transmen and Women.
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Sitting down to pee helps you empathize with and support new members of your gender community. It’s really appreciated – yay!
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Subject: Potty training: The transgender movement wants to change your bathroom habits – American Thinker
The whole idea is idiocy, especially because urinals are very useful for speeding people through restrooms at big events. If that conference truly has an all-gender bathroom, open to both men and women, all that will happen at the conference is that the lines will be twice as long as they need to be.nnBut it turns out that, once you go down the transgender-potty rabbit hole, the madness gets worse and worse. The same author of the article about men sitting down to pee also wrote that we should “Encourage women to smell their poop to be more inclusive to Trans women: Some women have a hole where their penis used to be, and that hole often shares microbiome with the colon—creating a distinct transitioning odor.” (A “woman” with “a hole where [her] penis used to be”? Really. No, not really.)nnIt turns out that, when men get their penises and testicles cut off and, instead, have a fake vagina surgically carved into them, they leak feces, which smells bad. Or as a post-surgical fake woman wrote, “As I was transitioning, I found it triggering that my cisgender female friends didn’t smell like poo.” The rest of the article (thankfully) is behind a paywall, but you don’t have to read too far to learn what you, as a sane, normal, biologically-intact woman should do:n
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Jamison Humor: Sporting Observationsn
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Encourage men to pee sitting down to be more inclusive of Trans men – IQfynNot every man is able to pee standing up. It is time for men to take a seat on the throne to create a more inclusive environment in the men’s room.
