MR. BILL MATTOS!
CAN’T BEGIN THE NEW YEAR WITHOUT PAYING TRIBUTE TO THE FOUNDER OF THE INSIDER AND THE MAJORITY OF THE COMMUNICATIONS WITHIN THE PD DURING HIS TENURE.
Did you know if you raise your left leg at the stroke of midnight on New Years eve you will start off the new year on the right foot?
Reserve Officer Roger Falkowitz passed away on December 28, 2023. See flyer below for his service information.
Thank you,
Ernie Alcantar
PBA President
Police SWARM Soros’ Mansion in swatting incident
A critic of liberal mega-donor George Soros had it out for him over the holiday break, calling a SWAT team to his house with an untraceable call alleging an active shooter crisis.
The Western Journal reports the “swatting” incident at Soros’s New York mansion was just one in a series of police responses that took place between Christmas and New Year’s Day, with other false alarms triggered at the homes of GOP lawmakers who have staked out anti-Hamas positions in Congress. In the case of Soros, police reported receiving a 911 call on Saturday around 9:00 p.m. where the caller claimed to have shot his wife and was about to turn the firearm on himself.
Southampton Police Detective Herman Lamison told the New York Post that police rushed to the residency before concluding the crisis was manufactured. STORY HERE
Scientists Shocked to Discover That Male and Female Athletes are Different! FULL STORY HERE
STATE OF THE UNION
Video of adorable toddler telling family dogs to ‘say grace’ before giving them food goes viral.
VIEW HERE
‘Sound of Freedom’ Vanquishes Taylor Swift to Land in Top Ten at Domestic Box Office for 2023
IS THIS PROOF THAT THE MAJORITY OF AMERICANS ARE SCARED TO DEATH
Hezbollah has built a vast tunnel network far more sophisticated than Hamas’s
The Israel Defense Forces on Sunday revealed the largest-ever Hamas attack tunnel discovered by the military, in the northern Gaza Strip, close to the Erez border crossing with Israel.
STORY HERE
Chicago Iron Workers remake iconic 1932 ‘lunch atop a skyscraper’ photo
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How to shower like a man:
Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see your wife along the way, shake wiener at her making the “woo-woo” sound.
Look at your manly physique in the mirror and suck in your gut to see if you have pecs (no).
Admire the size of your wiener in the mirror and scratch your ass.
Get in the shower.
Don’t bother to look for a washcloth (you don’t use one).
Wash your face.
Wash your armpits.
Blow your nose in your hands, then let the water just rinse it off.
Crack up at how loud your fart sounds in the shower.
Majority of time is spent washing your privates and surrounding area.
Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs on the soap bar.
Shampoo your hair (do not use conditioner).
Make a shampoo Mohawk.
Peek out of shower curtain to look at yourself in the mirror again.
Pee (in the shower).
Rinse off and get out of the shower. Fail to notice water on the floor because you left the curtain hanging out of the tub the whole time.
Partially dry off.
Look at yourself in the mirror, flex muscles. Admire wiener size again.
Leave shower curtain open and wet bath mat on the floor.
Leave bathroom fan and light on.
Return to the bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass your wife, pull off the towel, shake wiener at her, and make the “woo-woo” sound again.
Throw wet towel on the bed. Take 2 minutes to get dressed again.
Thank you,
Scientists Shocked to Discover That Male and Female Athletes are Different!
FULL STORY HERE
How to shower like a man:
