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These Animals Reunited With Owners After Years!
One of the purest forms of affection is undoubtedly the love that animals have for their human friends. Whether it’s a dog or a majestic lion, all share the same joy when reunited with their human after a long separation. Join us today to witness the immense love they have for humans through this heartwarming video.
My All-Time Favorite Scene From “Lonesome Dove” (1989)”
COULD THIS BE A POLICE VAN?
Truck driver helps Police in a car chase on the highway
Inebriated Habitual Drunk Driver Arrested After Nearly Causing Head-on Collision
Phew! This guy is loaded!
Barney Google And Snuffy SmithCATHY BOODOCKS
BLONDE MOMMA
That moment when you got into a fight in a bar: Jack Reacher
Humpback whales trio breach water with epic synchronization
‘I Am Attacking You, You Deserve It,’ Greg Gutfeld Shreds Geraldo On Live Television
Dogs and people’s reactions to seeing a realistic dog costume!
GET YOUR TRUMP TRADING CARDS WHILE THEY LAST!
Mr. Trump announced an online store to sell $99 digital trading cards of himself $99??? Now we know how this business man made his fortune! 🙂 STORY HERE
Redwoods….Worth a thousand words NEXT TIME YOU VISIT MURPHYS HOTEL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRAVEL UP THE ROAD A BIT AND VISIT BIG TREES.
SEE big trees state park – Search (bing.com)
They cut the ribbon and took a walk Friday at the Minnesota Zoo after years of decay, and then development.
The official opening of the new Treetop Trail took place Friday morning. The trail follows the old monorail line that closed in 2013 with the huge repurposing project getting help from the state.
Lieutenant Governor Peggy Flannagan was on hand and remembers coming to the zoo as a child with her mother.
“The Treetop Trail is going to be a place where people can connect with each other, can appreciate all of the beauty of our state, of our region and of our world, and what an incredible gift,” said the Lt. Governor. STORY HERE
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Jerry Miculek is a fine rifleman, a wizard with a shotgun and adept with any type of handgun. His skill with a revolver is legendary. Simply stated, he’s the best revolver shooter in the world, arguably the best who has ever lived. And he’s generous about sharing his knowledge. READ MORE HERE
“Do This To Calm Your Angry Wife”WORDS MEAN THINGS
CHRIS ROCK How NOT to Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police
This anti-national anthem protester just put out one utterly ridiculous video that will leave you sick to your stomach
Professional athletes have been encouraged to be more political.
Of course that only applies if they spout left-wing talking points.
And this anti-national anthem protester just put out one utterly ridiculous video that will leave you sick to your stomach.
Former NFL quarterback Colin Kaepernick, the player responsible for starting the anti-national anthem protests that swept across the sports world, is still “auditioning” for a position in the league.
Kaepernick, who’s been out of the NFL for six years, was featured in a Nike ad throwing to NFL players who are still relevant in the league.
View X HERE
Play Stupid Games, Win Stupid Prizes
He was getting his life together, hoped to go to college next year, planned to become a doctor and open a Free Clinic in South Central ……..then was brutally shot down by cops when he offered to give up his gun but the cops thought he was pointing it at a civilian car. The world will miss his contributions to society. SEE VIDEO HERE
Hilarious!  credit: Helen SakamotoÂ
My parents told me I could name my new pet dog anything I wanted and since I was a mischievous little boy, I decided to name the dog Sex.
It seemed funny at first until you understand all the confusion that this caused me in my later life.
Like the day that I went to the town hall to get a dog license for Sex. The clerk asked me what I wanted. I told him I wanted a license for Sex.
He said, “I’d like to have one, too.”
Then, I said, “You don’t understand. She’s a dog.”
He replied, “Look man, I don’t care how she looks.”
“No no, I’ve had Sex since I was 5!”
He replied, “You must have been an early bloomer.”
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When I decided to get married, I told the minister I wanted to have Sex at the wedding. He told me I’d have to wait until after the wedding.
When I protested that Sex had played a big part in my life and that my whole life revolved around Sex, he said he didn’t want to hear about my personal life.
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After my wife and I got married, I took the dog with us on the honeymoon. When I checked into the hotel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for my wife and wanted one for Sex.
She replied, “Sir, every room in the hotel can be used for sex.”
I said, “You don’t understand. Sex keeps me awake at night.”
The clerk said, “Me too!”
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When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. When I told the Judge I had Sex before I was married, he grinned and said, “Me too.”
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One day my dog Sex and I took a walk and he ran away from me. I spent hours looking for that dog. A policeman came by and asked what I was doing in this alley at midnight.
I told him, “I’m looking for Sex!”
My case comes up next Tuesday.
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Now that I’ve been thrown in jail, married, divorced and had more trouble with that dog than I ever imagined, I’m in counseling. My psychiatrist asked me what my problem was.
I said, “Sex has left my life. It’s like losing a best friend and I’m so lonely.”
He said, “Look, you and I both know that sex isn’t man’s best friend. Why don’t you go get yourself a dog…”
SEPTEMBER
1 Arca, Rich
2 Basilio, Les
3 Bergtholdt, Doug
4 Brockman, Joe (Deceased)
5 Brown, Dennis
6 Campbell, Randall
7 Cunningham, Betty (Deceased)
8 Delgado, Dave
9 Dolezal, Dennis
10 Edillo-Brown, Margie
11 Farlow, Paul (Deceased)
12 Giorgiani, Joe
13 Gaumont, Ron
14 Grande, Carm
15 Hardpainter, Bob (Deceased)
16 Harris, Bucky
17 Hendrickson, Dave
18 Jaeger, George
19 Koenig, Heinz
20 Kracht, John
21 Mallet, Bill
22 Marsh, Scott
23 Martin, LouÂ
23 Martinez, Jeremy
24 Montes, Jose
25 Morton, Bruce
26 Oliver, Pete
27 Overstreet, Jim
28 Parrot, Aubrey
29 Schembri, Mike
30 Shuey, Craig
31 Simpson, Terry
32 Sterner, Mike
33 Tietgens, Don
34 Wicker, Joe
Lucy had a lot of scares on her nose and the top of her head. She was very afraid… but look what happens next!
ONE OF MY FAVORITES!
Have You Ever Wondered How It’s Done? HOW THINGS WORK
HOW CAN WE EVER RECOVER FROM THE INSANITY???
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SOME TIME AGO I ASKED FOR INFORMATION THAT MIGHT DESCRIBE WHAT OLD TIMERS HAVE BEEN UP TO JUST TO KEEP THE CAMARADERIE KEEPING ON. LUMPY’S PHOTO EXPLAINS IT ALL! WHEN I VISITED HIS HOME LONG AGO WHEN I LIVED ON 2ND STREET, I WAS AMAZED TO SEE TROPHIES IN EVERY ROOM. HE HAS SINCE EXPLAINED THAT HE HAD TO MOVE SOME TO A STORAGE WAREHOUSE!
If you are one of those born between 1925 &1955, CONGRATULATIONS!
You might want to share this with others who have had the luck to grow up as kids before the lawyers and the government regulated so much of our lives for our own good.
While you are at it, forward this to your kids so they will know how brave and lucky their parents were.
Kind of makes you want to run through the house with scissors, doesn’t it ?
~~~~~~~ The quote of-the month by Jay Leno:
“With hurricanes, tornadoes, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat of coronavirus and terrorist attacks, are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?”
For those who prefer to think that God is not watching over us… go ahead and delete this. For the rest of us.. please pass this on.
Hillbilly Moms Letter
Dear Son, I’m writing this slow ’cause I know you can’t read fast.
We don’t live where we did when you left.
Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we moved.
Won’t be able to send you the address as the last Arkansas family that lived here took the numbers with them for their house, so they wouldn’t have to change their address.
This place has a washing machine. The first day I put four shirts in it, pulled the chain and haven’t seen ’em since.
It only rained twice this week, three days the first time and four days the second time.
The coat you wanted me to send to you, Aunt Sue said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with them heavy buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets.
We got a bill from the funeral home, and it said if we didn’t make the final payment on Grandma’s funeral bill, up she comes.
About your sister, she had a baby this morning. I haven’t found out whether if it is a boy or girls so dont know if you are an Aunt or Uncle???
Your Uncle John fell in the whiskey vat. Some men tried to get him out, but he fought them off playfully, so he drowned.
We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pickup.
One was driving and the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled down the window and swam to safety.
The other 2 drowned. They couldn’t get the tailgate down.
Not much more news this time.
Nothing much happened. If you don’t get this letter, please let me know and I will send another one.
NUFF SAID!
FRONT DESK DUTY (BEEN THERE, DONE THAT)
CATHY
BOODOCKS
MOMMA
NEXT TIME YOU VISIT MURPHYS HOTEL, YOU MIGHT WANT TO TRAVEL UP THE ROAD A BIT AND VISIT BIG TREES.
VISITORS CENTER, GIFTS, MOMENTOS
VISITORS ON STUMP!
Jerry Miculek is a fine rifleman, a wizard with a shotgun and adept with any type of handgun. His skill with a revolver is legendary. Simply stated, he’s the best revolver shooter in the world, arguably the best who has ever lived. And he’s generous about sharing his knowledge. READ MORE HERE
 credit: Helen Sakamoto 
Have You Ever Wondered How It’s Done?Â
For you Star Trek fans
