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Joe Biden’s blunders bring Sky News Australia host to tears
Tucker Carlson Calls President Biden A Wannabe Dictator!
—its the last one that rings true
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Pol tarres was the greatest show at Erzberg rodeo, 2023 highlights
Glock and moron
Hi Jack!
Tongues Of Fire Come To Rest On Biden And Fetterman As They Speak In
Unknown Languages
PHILADELPHIA, PA — Prominent theologians speculated the world may be on the cusp of a new outpouring of the Holy Spirit after President Joe Biden and Senator John Fetterman began speaking in unknown languages and tongues of fire came to rest on them during a joint public appearance.
“This may prove to be a modern-day Pentecost,” said Rev. Brian Ross. “Though we don’t have any reports of anyone in the crowd hearing words spoken in their own language, we are hopeful that the Holy Spirit descended on the event. If it wasn’t the Holy Spirit, then we’re all in serious trouble.”
Biden and Fetterman both gave brief remarks, or so witnesses assumed. “At least we think they were saying words,” said Jim O’Brien, who was present at the event. “No one could understand them, but it seemed different from the normal grunts and growls Senator Fetterman makes when he’s not trying to speak. President Biden was definitely attempting to say something, though it was in a language that is not of this world.”
Some people in the crowd were confused, others were horrified, and still, others had their faith strengthened. “The Spirit of the Lord can still move today!” shouted one charismatic believer. “I’ve met a lot of people who have the gift of tongues, but Biden and Fetterman put on a far more impressive display than any I’ve ever seen.”
At publishing time, the nation’s foremost theologians were still hard at work searching for anyone with the spiritual gift of interpretation to translate what Biden and Fetterman said.
During June teenth I am learning a few things…
OK, so this may be a little chauvinistic and not every PC but I think it is pretty funny.
Funny if not taken too much to heart….. Do not try this at home ! ! !
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. |
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. |
4. A dog’s parents never visit. |
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across. |
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6. You never have to wait for a dog; they’re ready to go 24 hours a day. |
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7. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk. |
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8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing. | ||
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?” |
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10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away. |
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11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert. |
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12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting. |
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13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck. |
And last, but not least: 14. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
To test this theory: Lock your wife and your dog in the garage for an hour. Then open it and see who’s happiest to see you!
Thanks to Steve Postier for sharing
L.Pyle#1621