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n50 years ago today, the cellphone as we know it was bornnnnnWhether you love or hate everyone’s present-day addiction to their phones, you can thank a man named Martin Cooper. 50 years ago, on April 3, 1973, he made the first-ever cellphone call.nnCooper was an engineer for Motorola at the time, and as he stood on 6th Avenue in New York City, holding a phone the size of a brick to his ear, he knew exactly the first person to call: his rival, Joel Engel, head of the AT&T-owned company Bell Labs.nn“I’m calling you on a cell phone, but a real cell phone, a personal, handheld, portable cell phone,” Cooper reportedly told Engel. nnCooper said that, prior to that first cellphone call, Motorola had been competing against Bell Labs for months to be the first company to create the cellphone. nn“You could tell I was not averse to rubbing his nose in this thing. He was polite to me,” Cooper, now 94, told CNN while recounting the experience. “To this day, Joel does not remember that phone call, and I guess I don’t blame him.”nnWhile cell phones didn’t become widely available until approx 10 years later due to issues with government regulation and costs of manufacturing, Cooper’s first cellphone call forever changed communication and technology. He has since been dubbed “The Father of the Cell Phone.”nnWhether you love or hate everyone’s present-day addiction to their phones, you can thank a man named Martin Cooper. 50 years ago, on April 3, 1973, he made the first-ever cellphone call.nnCooper was an engineer for Motorola at the time, and as he stood on 6th Avenue in New York City, holding a phone the size of a brick to his ear, he knew exactly the first person to call: his rival, Joel Engel, head of the AT&T-owned company Bell Labs.nn“I’m calling you on a cell phone, but a real cell phone, a personal, handheld, portable cell phone,” Cooper reportedly told Engel. nnCooper said that, prior to that first cellphone call, Motorola had been competing against Bell Labs for months to be the first company to create the cellphone. nn“You could tell I was not averse to rubbing his nose in this thing. He was polite to me,” Cooper, now 94, told CNN while recounting the experience. “To this day, Joel does not remember that phone call, and I guess I don’t blame him.”nnWhile cell phones didn’t become widely available until approx 10 years later due to issues with government regulation and costs of manufacturing, Cooper’s first cellphone call forever changed communication and technology. He has since been dubbed “The Father of the Cell Phone.”n

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Listen closely and get your head out of the gutter!!

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QUESTION???

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What gets longer when pulled, fits snugly between the breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked hard?

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Answer!!!

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A Seat Belt!

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1. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian .

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2.    A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

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3. No matter how much you push the envelope, it’ll still be stationery.

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4. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

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5. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

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6. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

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7. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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8. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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9. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: ‘You stay here; I’ll go on a head.’

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10. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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12. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

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13. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

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14. A backward poet writes inverse.

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15. In a democracy it’s your vote that counts. In feudalism it’s your count that votes.

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21. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

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