Robert Burns Night, Fundraiser for San Jose Police Chaplaincy – Jan 25th @ 5pm
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We will have bagpipe entertainment by the “Wicked Tinkers”, and possibly some Scottish dancers. We will be selling drink tickets, raffle tickets, and will have a silent auction. All benefiting the Police Chaplaincy. All Emerald Society members will receive a “couple” of drink tickets to get you started. The bar will be hosted for Emerald Society Life Members!! To become an Emerald Society member, click here. This is a super bargain for only $50 a person. Tickets are available at our website https://www.sjpes.org/fundraiser .
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The event will be on WEDNESDAY January 25, 2023 from 5pm-10pm. Dust off your kilt, bring your significant other, a couple of friends, your checkbook and credit card, and come on down to the POA for a couple of hours to support your favorite organizations. Tickets are limited and there will be no sales at the door. If you want some info on Robert Burns night, please check this out https://nationaltoday.com/burns-night/ . If you have any questions, please reach out.
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Brian Hyland
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San Jose Police Emerald Society
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0n the 8th day God created Seniors
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God’s Plan for Aging … and now we know
nMost seniors never get enough exercise. In His wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys, and other things, thus doing more walking. And God looked down and saw that it was good.nnThen God saw there was another need. In His wisdom He made seniors lose coordination so they would drop things, requiring them to bend, reach, and stretch. And God looked down and saw that it was good.nnThen God considered the function of bladders and decided seniors would have additional calls of nature, requiring more trips to the bathroom, thus providing more exercise. God looked down and saw that it was good.nnSo if you find, as you age, you are getting up and down more, remember it’s God’s will. It is all in your best interest even though you mutter under your breath.n
Nine Important Facts to remember as we grow older.
n#9 Death is the number 1 killer in the world.nn#8 Life is sexually transmitted.nn#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can dienn#6 Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can’t tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.nn#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won’t bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.nn#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.nn#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.nn#2 In the 60’s, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.nn#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may be a burning issue tomorrow.nnPlease share this wisdom with others; I need to go to the bathroomn
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nn1. DONALD TRUMP, JR., speaking to a rally in Florida said: “If someone wanted to destroy America from within, would they do anything different than what the Democrats have done to the country for the past two years?” We all know the answer is NO! Why don’t American voters wake up and see what the Democrats are doing? n
nn2. WELL, the so-called Red Wave turned out to be just a ripple. Once again, the RINO leadership stabbed MAGA candidates in the back. RINO frauds like Kevin Mc Carthy and Mitch McConnell sabotaged the campaigns of strong Trump-supported candidates by not funding them. For months we were told by a crowing Larry Kudlow of FOX Business Channel “The cavalry is coming.” Sorry Larry, but General Mc Connell’s cavalry didn’t show up; they didn’t even leave the fort. Instead, many Democrats were elected in races that could have been won by MAGA candidates. McConnell is like the corrupt Indian Agent who sold guns to the Indians. I have awarded Sen. McConnell the 2022 Major Marcus Reno Award. Major Reno is the cavalry officer who failed to show up to support General George Armstrong Custer at Little Big Horn. nn
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nnMore evidence of Republican back-stabbing their own candidates is that the establishment elites never responded to the constant hammering of their own candidates as “fascists” and a “threat to democracy.” They never explained to dumbed-down voters that the SCOTUS did not ban abortion. They ruled that the issue is to be decided by the respective states. Not responding to these absurd lies is a subtle acknowledgement that they are true. The scheming McConnell and McCarthy are guilty of this. I suspect that one motive for their treachery was to have Trump blamed for the losses.nn
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nnTHIS JUST IN: The Gateway Pundit reports that Mitch McConnell still has $40 million in unspent campaign funds that should have been used for Republican candidates. Do you need further proof that this RINO traitor sabotaged his party’s own candidates? FUHGGEDDABBOUDDITT!!! nn
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nn3. SHAME ON AMERICA!: You got what you deserve, and now you will be punished: You must like: 8.5% inflation, record gas prices, higher good costs, a woke military, more fentanyl deaths, increased heating and electric bills, your shrinking retirement account, the sexualization of children, rising crime rates and unsafe cities, unchecked Third World invaders coming to suck the wealth from Americans, a president with dementia, and a brain-dead U.S. Senator. (WHICH ONE?) nn
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nnPost election polling showed that 68% of single women voted Democrat over the abortion issue because they believed the Democrat lie that Republicans would ban abortion. How tragic that this abortion-loving mentality exists in our country!nn
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nn4. SOUR LEMON: CNN dropped obnoxious, far left host, Don Lemon, from his evening show. He was given a morning show. Now his ratings are so low you need a steam shovel to find them. Couldn’t have happened to a better liberal!nn
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nn5. THE GATEWAY PUNDIT reported that once again, Democrats used their voter fraud tactic called DROP AND ROLL. The way it works is when most of the ballots have been counted, a ballot dump of thousands of phony Democrat ballots occurs late at night. The Drop and Roll was used this year in Minnesota and Michigan, and is suspected in the Georgia Senate race. Democrats are devious!nn
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nn6. DOMINION VOTING MACHINES have got to go! They can be too easily programmed to produce false results. There are reported instances of these machines being connected to the internet, which is forbidden for obvious reasons. Computer chips can be used to change the vote count to give a dishonest vote tally. For fair and honest elections we need paper ballots, photo I.D. for voters, and absentee voting only by showing good cause, sworn to before a Notary, with an exception for military personnel. This will prevent votes by deceased voters, those who moved, and fictitious, non-existing persons. No wonder Democrats do not want this.nn
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nn7. A PRE-ELECTION POLL found that 70% of Americans felt that the country was going in the wrong direction, so they voted to keep going in the wrong direction. Either Americans are stupid, or the Democrats are great election cheats.nn
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nn8. Q. WHY ARE LIBERALS the biggest believers in boosters?nn
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nnA. BECAUSE they don’t work, either.nn
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nn9. ONE OF the largest factors in the Republicans’ election day disaster is early voting. In Pennsylvania, for example, many of the state’s dumbed-down voters voted prior to the debate. Voting with their feelings instead of their heads, they voted for Fetterman, not realizing they were voting for a brain-dead imbecile. You can’t take back a bad vote, so now they are stuck with a demented rutabaga with a goatee for the next six years!nn
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BIDEN – FETTERMAN 2024
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nn11. PATRIOTS must recognize that we are in a major fight for control of the Republican Party. We MAGA voters represent the working/middle classes who are at war with country club RINOS like Mitch McConnell and Kevin McCarthy who are content to cave in to the spendthrift, anti-American Democrats. The base of the Republican Party has been sold out by these elites, and they must be driven out. If we don’t do it, these traitors will side with the Uni-Party, multi-national corporations, as they continue to sell out American workers, and lead the Republican Party to destruction. As long as the politicians of both parties can continue to get wealthy off the system, Democrats, Deep State, and RINOS will go into a full frontal attack against Donald Trump. They just don’t hate Trump, they hate his America First supporters, because we are a danger to their grifting.nn
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nn12. NO TEARS for America-hating Brittney Greiner. She was just transferred from a regular prison to a penal colony. When she gets out in nine years, I wonder if she will still bad-mouth the U.S. nn
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nn13. THE BABYLON BEE writes that newly elected U.S. Senator, John Fetterman, has achieved the new American dream. He lived off of his parents until he was 50, and then got a cushy government job.nn
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nn14. SUCKERS!: Right from the beginning, I thought Joe Biden’s plan of forgiving student loans was unconstitutional. Under the Constitution, only Congress can spend the taxpayers’ money. The President cannot spend a dime. A federal judge ruled against Biden, correctly ruling that he usurped the power of Congress. Why should people who could afford to go to college have their debts paid by those who did not have the money for college? Joe Biden had to know his plan was not constitutional, but he did it so the suckers would vote Democrat in ’22. nn
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nn15. GO WOKE, GO BROKE: Disney announced massive layoffs due to their dwindling customer base. Last quarter they lost $1.47 Billion and their stock price is crashing. Walt Disney must be spinning in his grave over what these far left fools have done to destroy his once family-friendly empire.nn
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nn16. MISSING VOTES: In Mercer County, NJ the Dominion vote scanners were not working [stop me if you heard this one before]. The poll workers told voters to put their paper ballots in a box and the ballots would be taken to a central location to be hand counted. [Don’t worry Bunky, Democrats can be trusted with your ballot, right?]. Well, in true Democrat fashion, the box of ballots was lost en route to the election center. Election officials turned into Sergeant Schultz and they “know nothing.” Of course, the ballots were from a Republican leaning area. Nothing to see here folks, move along now. Today, questioning the integrity of the voting process gets one labeled an “election denier!”nn
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nn17. QUESTION FOR REPUBLICANS: If Florida can turn their state from a strong Democrat voting state into a solid Republican voting block, what went wrong in Pennsylvania? They had a viable, well-qualified Republican candidate up against a brain-dead vegetable who never worked a day in private industry, and the Republican lost! That takes a special kind of stupid. nn
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nn 18. FLORIDA REPUBLICANS rebuilt their party by reaching out to black and Hispanic voters. They showed these once reliable Democrat voters that they voted for Democrats for decades, and the result was that the Democrat politicians got richer, and they got poorer. Republicans have to realize that minority voters have children and families; they are also religious. These voters must be shown that the Democratic Party is anti-family, anti-child, anti-worker. It is a vile cesspool of Catholic haters, anti-Semites, socialists, military bashers, and hard-core America haters. Remind them what the Democrats and their allies in the teachers’ unions did to harm their children during their phony COVID lockdown, and by pushing their transgender agenda. It’s not brain surgery!nn
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nn19. HOW BAD does it have to get before black Americans wake up and realize the Democratic Party is not going to help them? Apparently, from the recent NY Governor’s election, the answer is extremely bad. Once again, black voters in NY City blindly voted 90% Democrat, not only against their own economic interests, but they also voted against their own safety and security. They voted for more Third World invasion, which will drive down their wages; they also voted for more violent crime. Inner city black voters would vote for a broccoli if it ran on the Democrat line. nn
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nnBlack voters in NYC voted like lemmings for criminal-loving Kathy Hochul, a pabulum-puking lefty, who is content with the NO BAIL LAW. This law puts dangerous, gun-toting criminals back in their neighborhoods to beat, rob, and terrorize more citizens. Why vote for more violence? Self-preservation and safety are two of the most important things to an individual. I just can’t understand why a citizen would vote against their own security and expose their family to more violent crime. Obviously, it has to get a lot worse before black voters finally wake up and smell the gunpowder. Ballots should have a warning, like cigarette packs VOTING DEMOCRAT IS HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH.nn
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nn20. IN MARICOPA COUNTY, AZ, an election judge blew the whistle on Democrat cheating. The night before the election, the vote counting machines were tested and they were all working properly. The next morning, the machines were not working and were rejecting the ballots. What did the Democrats do to sabotage the vote counters in Republican areas? The machines were set to scan 20 inch ballots, but the ballots that voters used were 19 inches. So, the scanners could not count the votes. After being unable to have their votes read, voters were instructed to put their ballots in a box and they would be read later in the day. It was later discovered that the uncounted ballots were co-mingled with the counted ballots, making them worthless. So, who’s destroying Democracy? It isn’t Republicans.nn
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nnThere were other strange things that occurred in Arizona, like the long delay in counting votes. I hope Kari Lake does not concede and sues to have this fraud-ridden election thrown out. Her opponent is the AZ Secretary of State, who will certify her own fraudulent election! nn
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nn21. THE ORANGE MAN DECLARES: On November 15th, former President Donald Trump declared his candidacy for the presidency. Mr. Trump was a great President who led the U.S. to economic prosperity, security, and safety, despite the criminal acts of the FBI, DOJ, and deceitful Democrats who tried to frame him with false charges. He rebuilt our military, protected our borders, made us energy independent, and restored America’s prestige in the world. Now we have the Biden disaster that must be stopped. Biden is destroying the country one day at a time. I would like to give this bit of advice to DJT: “Mr. President, please do not get into public fights and insult Governor De Santis and other Republicans. First, it is not presidential, and second, such statements only help Democrats and their media lackeys.” nn
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nn22. WHEN your electric car’s battery bursts into flames, and fire destroys your car, is it still considered a zero emission vehicle?nn
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nn23. WHY IS IT that when vote counting errors are discovered, they always favor Democrats?nn
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nn24. MIKE PENCE showed that he is not just a back-stabbing RINO, but a gutless one. He bad-mouths Trump because the former President did not roll over and accept his defeat by cheating Democrats. Pence turned coward, and ran for the tall grass, rather than fight for his own reelection. Do you want a man like this running the country? I sure as hell would not want to be in a foxhole with him. The last thing of Pence I would ever see is the back of his head.nn
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nn25. HE’S NO RINO: Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) was asked by Maria Bartiromo if he was backing Donald Trump for president in 2024. He said: “100%. He had this country going in the right direction. He’s not a politician. He stood up to the mainstream media. They don’t like him … but he stood up for the American people.” Right on, Senator! nn
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nn26. ONCE AGAIN, Texas exposed another Sanctuary City phony. This time they sent a busload of illegals to Philadelphia. Liberal Mayor Jim Kenney was in high dudgeon after having to put his money where his sanctimony is, calling the Texas governor “cruel and racist.” Having bragged about being a Sanctuary City, Philadelphia has to house, feed, and care for these Third World parasites, who should not be in the country in the first place. It was fine as long as Texas had to bear the financial burden of Democrats’ not enforcing our immigration laws. Now, liberals in Philly are squealing like stuck pigs! nn
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nn27. HOLLYWOOD IDIOTS are fawning over Nancy Pelosi, after she announced she will step down as House Speaker. In a sickening tongue-bath, Barbra Streisand, Rob “Meathead” Reiner, Alyssa Milano, and George Takei, gushed, slobbered, and kvelled over the corrupt 82 year old Democrat. nn
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nn28. WE’RE THIRD WORLD NOW: Three days after Donald Trump announced his candidacy for President, Democrat hack A.G. Merrick Garland appointed a Special Prosecutor to investigate Trump. But, take notice that our corrupt A.G. has not appointed a Special Prosecutor to investigate the blatant crimes of Hunter Biden and his crooked family members. Nor was a SP named to investigate the Democrats’ rampant, in-your-face voter fraud. Sadly, Democrats are turning America into a Third World banana republic, where the justice system is used as a weapon to persecute your political enemies! nn
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nnBunker Boy & Sergeant Paulie wish all of our readers a great Thanksgiving Day. Don’t forget what this day is really about!nn
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nnREPORTING FROM THE BUNKER IN STATEN ISLAND, NEW YORK. November 19, 2022nn
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It’s Time For FOOTBALL !!!!
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nn“Gentlemen, it is better to have died a small boy than to fumble the football “…nn– John Heisman, first football coach at Rice”I make my practices real hard because if a player is a quitter, I want him to quit in practice, not in a game.”nn– Bear Bryant / Alabamann“It isn’t necessary to see a good tackle, you can hear it!”n– Knute Rockne / Notre Damenn“At Georgia Southern, we don’t cheat.nThat costs money, and we don’t have any.”n– Erik Russell / Georgia Southernnn“The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely to be the one who dropped it.”nn– Lou Holtz / Arkansas – Notre Damenn“When you win, nothing hurts.”n– Joe Namath / Alabamann“A school without football is in danger of deteriorating into a medieval study hall.”nn– Frank Leahy / Notre Damenn“There’s nothing that cleanses your soul like getting the hell kicked out of you.”nn– Woody Hayes / Ohio Statenn“I don’t expect to win enough games to be put on NCAA probation. I just want to win enough to warrant an investigation.”nn– Bob Devaney / Nebraskann“In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn’t believe in Bear Bryant.”n– Wally Butts / Georgiann“I never graduated from Iowa. But I was only there for two terms -Truman’s and Eisenhower’s.”nn– Alex Karras / Iowann“My advice to defensive players is to take the shortest route to the ball, and arrive in a bad humor.”nn– Bowden Wyatt / Tennesseenn“I could have been a Rhodes Scholar except for my grades.”n– Duffy Daugherty / Michigan Statenn” Always remember Goliath was a 40-point favorite over David.”n– Shug Jordan / Auburnnn“I asked Darrell Royal, the coach of the Texas Longhorns, why he didn’t recruit me “nnHe said, “Well, Walt, we took a look at you, and you weren’t any good.”n– Walt Garrison / Oklahoma State/Dallas Cowboysnn“Son, you’ve got a good engine, but your hands aren’t on the steering wheel.”n– Bobby Bowden / Florida Statenn“Football is NOT a contact sport, it is a collision sport. Dancing IS a contact sport.”nn– Duffy Daugherty / Michigan StatennAfter USC lost 51-0 to Notre Dame, his post-game message to hisnnteam was;”All those who need showers, take them.”n– John McKay / USCnn” If lessons are learned in defeat, our team is getting a great education.”n– Murray Warmath / Minnesotann“The only qualifications for a lineman are to be big and dumb. To be a back, you only have to be dumb.”nn– Knute Rockne / Notre Damenn“We live one day at a time and scratch where it itches.”n– Darrell Royal / Texasnn“We didn’t tackle well today, but we made up for it by not blocking.”n– John McKay / USCnn“I’ve found that prayers work best when you have big players.”n– Knute Rockne / Notre DamennOhio State’s Urban Meyer on one of his players:n“He doesn’t know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn’t know the meaning of a lot of words.”nnWhy do Auburn fans wear orange?nSo they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up trash on Monday.nnWhat does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?nDrool.nnHow many Michigan State freshmen football players does it take to change a light bulb?nnNone. That’s a sophomore course.nnHow did the Auburn football player die from drinking milk?nThe cow fell on him.nnTwo Texas A&M football players were walking in the woods.nOne of them said, ” Look, a dead bird.”nThe other looked up in the sky and said, “Where?”nnWhat do you say to a Florida State University football player dressed in a three-piece suit?nn“Will the defendant please rise.”nnHow can you tell if a Clemson football player has a girlfriend?nThere’s tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.nnWhat do you get when you put 32 Kentucky cheerleaders in one room? A full set of teeth.nnUniversity of Michigan Coach Jim Harbaugh is only going to dress half of his players for the game this week. The other half will have to dress themselves.nnHow is the Kansas football team like an opossum?nThey play dead at home and get killed on the road.nnHow do you get a former University of Miami football player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.nnnn
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nA question often asked of someone with a new car is “what will it do?”nnThe answer is usually something like “zero to 60 in 5.3 seconds,” or something along those lines.n
Well, here’s the brand new 2022 Ferrari “458 Italia”
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First, here’s what it looks like:
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Here’s what it can do.
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🙂 Any questions? 🙂
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Miss Ukraine’s powerful ‘Warrior of Light’ costume is the symbol of courage and strength
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nThose of you in California hope you are doing alright with the weather. Remember to keep a waterproof bag that has clean underwear, socks, knife, projectile weapon of your choice and ammunition for it, some high energy bars and water treatment pills and any other things your need. Have the bag close by ready to grab and go. A couple of sealed empty water bottles will help with buoyancy.nIf you really get scared pretend you see me surfing down your street wearing a blaze orange speedo, that should scare you so badly you will forget the weather.nnStay Safe – Stay Dry – And If Necessary, Stay Afloat.n
Here is a video and a few photographs from the services held Friday, October 28th for Bud Bowman and his wife Barbara. As you know, Bud was an Army veteran who completed a twenty-year career (enlisted to officer corps) prior to joining the ranks of the SJPD. Survived by two daughters from an earlier marriage, Bud was laid to rest with standard military honors before a modest assembly of family, friends, and coworkers. SJPD veteran and Naval Commander Pete Lovecchio handled the flag presentation duties, adding a much-appreciated personal touch to the formalities, after which Bud’s son-in-law delivered a fitting eulogy for a man who was as friendly and fun as he was accomplished.
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Americana Corner Video Series: Leading American
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From a friend: My wife Julie, had been on at me for several weeks to paint the seat on our toilet. Finally, I got around to doing it while Julie was out:
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After finishing, I left to take care of another matter before she returned.
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She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet.
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As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.
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About that time, I got home and realized her predicament.
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We both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, I undid the toilet seat bolts.
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Julie wrapped a sheet around herself and I drove her to the hospital emergency room.
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The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.)
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Julie tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying. “Well, Doctor, I’ll bet you’ve never seen anything like this before.”
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The Doctor replied. “Actually, I’ve seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and framed.”
Robert Burns Night, Fundraiser for San Jose Police Chaplaincy – Jan 25th @ 5pm
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n1. DONALD TRUMP, JR., speaking to a rally in Florida said: “If someone wanted to destroy America from within, would they do anything different than what the Democrats have done to the country for the past two years?” We all know the answer is NO! Why don’t American voters wake up and see what the Democrats are doing? n
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