Jerome Horwitz, famous for playing CURLY in “THE THREE STOOGES”, was known to all as a protector of dogs. Curly’s contract with Columbia Pictures included a clause that allowed his dogs to accompany him on the studio lot. Columbia limited it to no more than two dogs at a time, this due to the puppies’ unplanned on-camera appearances from time to time. You can still see those surprise dog on set invasions in the first few short films. Typically surrounded by various dogs, Curly was known to come home with a stray dog and foster it until he could find it a permanent home. When the Stooges were out on the road, Curly took it upon himself to find a new home for at least one stray dog in every town they visited. Curly is estimated to have saved and rescued more than 5,000 dogs in his lifetime. This makes him a man ahead of his time, with a very admirable concern for man’s best friend.n
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Cops are the Good Guys!
nA Tennessee police officer took an 84-year-old woman to her hair appointment. While on a routine patrol, officer Lance Hoffmeister saw an elderly woman walking down the side of a busy highway. The woman, Elizabeth Hood, told the officer that just had to walk an extra mile to her hair appointment, because the bus only got her so far. Hoffmeister offered to drive her all the way to the salon, but his good deed didn’t end there. The officer says he’ll pick her up in the future, too. View article HEREn
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embedyt] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUBhE00h9U0[/embedyt]nGlen Campbell playing the William Tell Overture and dedicating it to Clayton Moore and Jay Silverheels. Many people grew up watching the Lone Ranger and Tonto on television in good old black and white as well as the Glen Campbell show. I hope you enjoy the excellent guitar playing and the sounds of the orchestra as this takes you back to those days of yesteryear. To hear a funny story watchThe Lone Ranger Story
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AND YOU THOUGHT YOU HAD A GREEN THUMB???
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The following was provided by Pete Salvi, who along with Mike Fehr and John Kensit made a trip to Idaho to visit Ron Mozley: Click HEREnnn
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nDEAR NEIGHBORnnHi, Morris. This is Saul, next door. I’ve been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you’re not around, I’ve been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently. I know that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can’t live with the guilt & hope you’ll accept my sincere apology and forgive me. Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you.n– Saul.nnMorris, feeling enraged and betrayed, grabbed his gun, went next door, and shot Saul dead. He returned home, shot his wife, poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. Morris then looked at his phone and discovered a second text message from Saul.n
SECOND TEXT MESSAGE:nHi, Morris. Saul here again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I assume you figured it out and noticed that the darned Spell-Check had changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” Technology, huh? It’ll be the death of us.n
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Subject: From Fox News – Gavin Newsom signs $25 million Berkeley Journalism fellowship program into state budget
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Date:September 12, 2022 at 5:20:22 AM PDT
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SO NOW TAXPAYERS GET TO FUND A BUNCH OF LIBERAL HACKS SO THEY CAN CARRY THE DEMOCRATS WATER…
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California Gov. Gavin Newsom signed a budget that includes a $25 million fellowship program to assist the University of California, Berkeley Graduate School of Journalism.
nnnKeep that brain working; see if you can figure out what these seven words all have in common?nn1. Bananann2. Dressernn3. Grammarnn4. Potatonn5. Revivenn6. Unevennn7. AssessnnGive it another try . . .nnLook at each word carefully. You’ll kick yourself when you discover the answer.nnThis is so clever . . .nnREMEMBER WE SENT THIS ONLY TO OUR SMART FRIENDS NOW DON’T LET US DOWN!!!nnNo, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters…nnAnswer is below!nnAnswer:nnIn all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? No? Then send this to more people and stump them as well.nnThen, you’ll feel better too…n
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nTheir three kids, all successful, agreed to a Sunday dinner in their honor.nn“Happy Anniversary Mom and Dad,” gushed Son No. 1 Sorry I’m running late. I had an emergency at the hospitalnnwith a patient, you know how it is, and I didn’t have time to get you a gift.”n
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nn“Not to worry,” said the father. “Important thing is we’re all together today .”nnSon No. 2 arrived. “You and Mom look great. Dad, I just flew in from Montreal between depositions and didn’t have time to shop for you.”nn“It’s nothing,” said the father “We’re glad you were able to come.”nnJust then the daughter arrived “Hello and happy anniversary! Sorry, but my boss is sending me out of town and I was really busy packing so I didn’t have time to get you anything.”nnAfter they had finished dessert, the father said, “There’s some-thing your mother and I have wanted to tell you for a long time.nYou see, we were really poor, but we managed to send each of you to college.nnThrough the years your mother and I knew we loved each other very much, but we just never found the time to get married.”nnThe three children gasped and said, “WHAT? You mean we’re bastards?”nn“Yep,” said the father, “Cheap ones, too .. .”nnnn
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Chinese Women Pool Players!n
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nnKeep that brain working; see if you can figure out what these seven words all have in common?nn1. Bananann2. Dressernn3. Grammarnn4. Potatonn5. Revivenn6. Unevennn7. AssessnnGive it another try . . .nnLook at each word carefully. You’ll kick yourself when you discover the answer.nnThis is so clever . . .nnREMEMBER WE SENT THIS ONLY TO OUR SMART FRIENDS NOW DON’T LET US DOWN!!!nnNo, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters…nnAnswer is below!nnAnswer:nnIn all of the words listed, if you take the first letter, place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will be the same word. Did you figure it out? No? Then send this to more people and stump them as well.nnThen, you’ll feel better too…n
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nPolice BooksnIvano Franco Comelli
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